The 15-7-0 is awkwardly obsessed with Faith Hill’s legs

September 17, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 is awkwardly obsessed with Faith Hill’s legs

8. I guess Florida wanted to make sure Tennessee didn’t think they were back in the “SEC power” category as soon as possible.

It was an interesting game for a little while, at least…

College Gameday was in Knoxville, so naturally here’s a picture of Lee Corso, a coonskin cap, a musket and a dog’s ass…

And Tom Rinaldi decided to channel Derek Dooley, so this gif is pretty exceptional…

I thought the Vols fans went pretty low with some of their Gameday signs…

Uncalled for.

And since this will probably be the best way I can get this in, I enjoyed Seth MacFarlane’s turn as (former Florida Gator) Ryan Lochte on SNL…

9. Ohio State could absolutely go undefeated…and not win anything.

But Cal RB Brendon Bigelow did his damnedest to prevent that Saturday in Columbus…

NICE. But yeah, ummm, OSU QB Braxton Miller is pretty good too…

(What do the voters do if the Buckeyes finish undefeated and no one else does, by the way?)

10. Dante Rosario is the new Antonio Gates, question mark.

Hey Philip, you couldn’t maybe throw one of those to Malcom Floyd???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10WwQ7U5eQ

The Bolts are 2-0, with the win coming on the same day the team honored the late Junior Seau. The jokes will continue when we get to #11…

11. Even Tyrone Biggums approves of this Golden Tate crack block.

That was legal, by the way. Here are the highlights, or as Tony Romo would like to remember them; “no thank you”….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGxe4nGS8I

Your thoughts on Romo, Bill Simmons?

Ahh yes.

12. Auburn might not be good at football anymore, but they DID have a Hail Mary in their game!

Seriously, you really needed overtime to beat Louisiana-Monroe? I guess it’s not as bad as Arkansas, but it isn’t good. Without this miracle before the half, I guess it’s a loss…

And they might have gone to overtime, but at least they didn’t go to overtime and lose to Western Kentucky like another SEC team…

13. Somehow Utah managed to beat BYU despite their fans’ best attempts at ruining everything.

This was actually kinda hilarious…

I’ve got a funny feeling this comes up on “Thursday Night Live” with Dennis Pitta this week. And we’ll ask his guest Ed Dickson about MORE new Oregon unis…

I don’t even bother to ask why anymore.

14. You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t get too worked up about wins for the Cincinnati Bengals and Miami Dolphins.

The Bengals beat the Browns. It happened. That’s what I’ve got.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoWTuYkzA44

And the ‘Phins topped the Raiders. It also happened. Where do I sign up for my Pulitzer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuBj0cHLPA

15. Perry Hall got their first win of the season, folks. Let’s celebrate by watching the best pop you’ll see all weekend.

For the record, PHHS absolutely STOMPED Towson, 48-6. Go Gators! And Go Lingerie Football League quarterback Nikki Johnson!

I think we can ALL agree Nikki Johnson deserves another look…

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