The 15-7-0 is awkwardly obsessed with Faith Hill’s legs

September 17, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 is awkwardly obsessed with Faith Hill’s legs

The “not so ELITE” 7… 

1. Randy Edsall has a similar timeout philosophy as John Harbaugh. This is good news for no one.

The inaugural “Edsall Bowl” went the way of UConn, but it wasn’t because Stefon Diggs didn’t try…

Honest to God, shouldn’t they just line the kid up at quarterback at this point?

West Virginia is next for Maryland, fresh off a thrashing of James Madison…

I don’t know what the spread is yet, but if it’s anything less than 40 I’m taking the Mountaineers to cover.

2. Josh Morgan has no friends today.

This is perhaps the dumbest moment I’ve seen in the history of football…

But as someone who can’t stand the Washington Redskins, I gave a personal standing ovation related to the stupidity of this moment.

Also, here’s RG3 “Tebowing”, which I have to assume will be the end of the internet.

Haha…up yours, DC.

3. You don’t think having a coach matters? Ask the New Orleans Saints and Arkansas Razorbacks.

The Saints look like they’re going to be in trouble…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUyv5ZulEro

The game was marred by the pregame news that a replacement official was pulled from the game after he identified himself as a Saints fan on Facebook. It would be like me suggesting I could be an impartial judge for a talent show where Gary Clark Jr. battled Taylor Swift. Speaking of which, have you seen this yet?

The Hogs meanwhile are just an absolute walking “LOL”…

I told Terrence Cody last Friday I thought the Tide would win by 50. I was off by 2. And it’s so tough to understand the team’s failures when John L. Smith has so much to offer as a head coach…

The best part about a loss like this for Arkansas? You HAVE to assume our girl LizHoney will have a sequel…

4. Stephen Gostkowski picked the worst time to do his Billy Cundiff impression.

Unless of course you’re an Arizona Cardinals fan…but I don’t think any of those five are 15-7-0 readers…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFMyGOrPe4A

Holy crap. The Patriots (who visit M&T Bank Stadium next Sunday) lost to Kevin Kolb and the Arizona Cardinals at home. I wonder what Robert Kraft thinks about all of that…

5. Virginia Tech got blown out by a team that previously lost to Youngstown State, but that might not be the most depressing thing about the ACC this week.

Welcome to the ACC, Pitt…

On the same weekend in the conference you had Maryland’s loss to UConn, North Carolina’s loss to Louisville, Boston College’s loss to Northwestern, and this scene from Miami’s game against Bethune-Cookman…

6. The Kansas City Chiefs are just like…the worst.

YIKES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSsgiRLvwZc

I DID like how the Chiefs tried to stop CJ Spiller by killing him…

7. Hey there, New York radio host…enjoy all of the calls about Tim Tebow this week!

I can’t believe I bought into the Jets last week…

At least this wasn’t weird…

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

It will take awhile for anyone in this country to care, but the NHL lockout totally sucks.

Want to get emotional? Even if you’re not a hockey fan, this video (that Kevin Van Valkenburg discussed on last Wednesday’s show) will TOTALLY make you emotional…

And of course this HAD to happen just after Shane Doan re-signed with the Phoenix Coyotes, didn’t it? DAMN!

(Thanks to Deadspin, ESPN, Fox Sports, Busted Coverage, SB Nation, The AP/WNST.net, Yahoo! Sports, USA Today, CBS Sports, The Big Lead, SportsGrid, Bob’s Blitz, Larry Brown Sports, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Kissing Suzy Kolber and Guyism for tips/photos/videos.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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