July 05, 2012 | Ryan Kirby
My most regrettable decision occurred when I chose to live in the cesspool of Philadelphia for a year. Apart from being set up with a craigslist room mate who consumed an entire pepperoni pizza and mozzarella sticks for dinner every evening, I was surrounded by and could not escape the horribly irritating Philadelphia sports scene. […]
June 26, 2012 | Ryan Kirby
A handsome, tantalizing, powerful figure walks into his powerful office in a powerful building. Men and women stare in awe and wait for him to speak. A song begins to play. It is soothing to the ears. Suddenly, the lyrics are audible… “Hot in Herrrrre”. A rush of powerful and primal urges sweep upon the spectators. The […]