Author | Ryan Kirby

Philly Itis Comes to Baltimore

July 05, 2012 | Ryan Kirby

My most regrettable decision occurred when I chose to live in the cesspool of Philadelphia for a year.  Apart from being set up with a craigslist room mate who consumed an entire pepperoni pizza and mozzarella sticks for dinner every evening, I was surrounded by and could not escape the horribly irritating Philadelphia sports scene.  […]

50 Shades of Ray

June 26, 2012 | Ryan Kirby

A handsome, tantalizing, powerful figure walks into his powerful office in a powerful building.  Men and women stare in awe and wait for him to speak.  A song begins to play.  It is soothing to the ears. Suddenly, the lyrics are audible… “Hot in Herrrrre”.  A rush of powerful and primal urges sweep upon the spectators.  The […]

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