My most regrettable decision occurred when I chose to live in the cesspool of Philadelphia for a year.  Apart from being set up with a craigslist room mate who consumed an entire pepperoni pizza and mozzarella sticks for dinner every evening, I was surrounded by and could not escape the horribly irritating Philadelphia sports scene.  [...]

A handsome, tantalizing, powerful figure walks into his powerful office in a powerful building.  Men and women stare in awe and wait for him to speak.  A song begins to play.  It is soothing to the ears. Suddenly, the lyrics are audible… “Hot in Herrrrre”.  A rush of powerful and primal urges sweep upon the spectators.  The [...]