After Baltimore Ravens victories, Ryan Chell and I award players who made positive contributions with “Pats on the Ass” during the “Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net.
To the surprise of many, there were no Pats to be given following the Ravens’ game Sunday. They fell 34-14 to the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium (or Snapdragon Stadium if you will).
So instead of offering “Pats on the Ass”, Ryan and I instead offered “Slaps to the Head” postgame. A slap on the side of the head from a coach tends to come along with them saying something along the lines of “you’ve gotta do better than that.”
Same rules as there were with Pats. Two offensive players, two defensive players, and a wild card (Special Teams player, coach, or another Offensive or Defensive player). One player gets “two slaps” (or a slap on both sides of the head), it’s the opposite of a “Player of the Game” honor.” Ryan and I select five different players after each game.
Here are our five Ravens that have “gotta do better than that.”
Glenn Clark’s Slaps…
5. Ben Grubbs
4. Ray Lewis
3. Cary Williams
2. Bryant McKinnie
1. John Harbaugh (Two Slaps)
(See Page 2 for Ryan Chell’s Slaps.)