Our Ravens-Jaguars “Slaps on the Head”

October 25, 2011 | Glenn Clark

After Baltimore Ravens victories, Ryan Chell and I award players who made positive contributions with “Pats on the Ass” during the “Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net.

To just about everyone’s surprise, there were no Pats to be given following the Ravens’ game Monday, as they fell 12-7 to the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field.

So instead of offering “Pats on the Ass”, Ryan and I instead offered “Slaps on the Head” postgame. A slap on the side of the head from a coach tends to come along with them saying something along the lines of “you’ve gotta do better than that.”

Same rules as there were with Pats. Two offensive players, two defensive players, and a wild card (Special Teams player, coach, or another Offensive or Defensive player). One player gets “two slaps” (or a slap on both sides of the head), it’s the opposite of a “Player of the Game” honor.”

Here are our five Ravens that have “gotta do better than that.”

Glenn Clark’s Slaps…

Danny Gorrer

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Joe Flacco

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Brendon Ayanbadejo

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Bryant McKinnie

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Billy Cundiff (two slaps)

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