After every Baltimore Ravens victory, Ryan Chell and I take to the airwaves on “The Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net to offer “Pats on the Ass” to players who have done something to deserve the honor.
We give pats to two defensive players, two offensive players and one “Wild Card”-either another offensive or defensive player, a Special Teams player or a coach. We offer a “Pat on Both Cheeks” to someone who stands out, our version of a “Player of the Game.”
Here are our “Pats on the Ass” following the Ravens’ 34-17 victory over the New York Jets at M&T Bank Stadium…
Glenn Clark’s Pats…
Cary Williams

Lardarius Webb
Vonta Leach

Andre Gurode
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Haloti Ngata (Pat on both cheeks)

Ryan Chell’s Pats…
Jarret Johnson

Ed Dickson

Ed Reed

Ray Rice

Chuck Pagano (Pat on both cheeks)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…
-G
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