Our Ravens-Steelers Pats on The Ass

November 07, 2011 | Glenn Clark

After every Baltimore Ravens victory, Ryan Chell and I take to the airwaves on “The Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net to offer “Pats on the Ass” to players who have done something to deserve the honor.

We give pats to two defensive players, two offensive players and one “Wild Card”-either another offensive or defensive player, a Special Teams player or a coach. We offer a “Pat on Both Cheeks” to someone who stands out, our version of a “Player of the Game.” Ryan & I select five different players to receive pats.

Here are our “Pats on the Ass” following the Ravens’ 23-20 victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field…

Glenn Clark’s Pats…

5. Ben Grubbs

4. Bernard Pollard


3. Cary Williams

2. John Harbaugh

1. Joe Flacco (Pat on Both Cheeks)


4 Comments For This Post

  1. Franchise Says:

    Pat on the buttocks goes to Walt Coleman’s Crew on the first play from scrimmage.


    The National Fixed League

  2. ravenmaniac Says:

    ****** name of a weekly column EVAH!

    (Edit from GMC: Please take that type of stuff elsewhere.)

  3. celesteadams Says:

    Now the Squeeler fans are asking for a fine for Ray Lewis hittig Whiney Ward……..Poor thing the ugly muggley wasn’t going to play because of something else and then he did because they were sure they were going to win. Well quess what they LOST to The BALTIMORE RAVENS 2 times this year, hahaha I love my team and that was almost like a Super Bowl in Baltimore………………Like Dundalk High says the Ravens cn say WE CAN’T BE BEATEN

  4. Ravens4life Says:

    Im a big as raven fan as they come and look at both sides. The win was great but we need 2 understand it was 1 win. the fans and players act like we just won a superbowl there is still a lot of football left. A gatorade bath for a regular season win in my eyes is no class. We r just as good as them this year and after 2 wins prob better no reason for them 2 think we upset them

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