Our Ravens-Texans “Pats On The Ass”

October 16, 2011 | Glenn Clark

After every Baltimore Ravens victory, Ryan Chell and I take to the airwaves on “The Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net to offer “Pats on the Ass” to players who have done something to deserve the honor.

We give pats to two defensive players, two offensive players and one “Wild Card”-either another offensive or defensive player, a Special Teams player or a coach. We offer a “Pat on Both Cheeks” to someone who stands out, our version of a “Player of the Game.”

Here are our “Pats on the Ass” following the Ravens’ 29-14 victory over the Houston Texans at M&T Bank Stadium…

Glenn Clark’s Pats…

5. Ray Lewis


4. Terrence Cody


3. Joe Flacco


2. Billy Cundiff


1. Anquan Boldin (Pat on both cheeks)