Our Ravens/Broncos “Slaps to the Head”

September 06, 2013 | Glenn Clark

After Baltimore Ravens victories, Ryan Chell and I award players who made positive contributions with “Pats on the Ass” during the “Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net.

The Ravens fell to the Denver Broncos 49-27 Thursday night at Sports Authority Field at Mile High, meaning there were no Pats to be awarded.

So instead of offering “Pats on the Ass”, Ryan and I offered “Slaps to the Head” postgame. A slap on the side of the head from a coach tends to come along with them saying something along the lines of “you’ve gotta do better than that.”

Same rules as there were with Pats. Two offensive players, two defensive players, and a Wild Card (Special Teams player, coach, or another Offensive or Defensive player). One player gets “two slaps” (or a slap on both sides of the head), it’s the opposite of a “Player of the Game” honor.” Ryan and I select five different players/coaches after each game.

Here are our five Ravens that have “gotta do better than that.”

Glenn Clark’s Slaps…

5. Rick Wagner

4. Brynden Trawick 

3. Ed Dickson

2. John Harbaugh

1. Jimmy Smith (two slaps)

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. joe of bel air Says:

    I don’t know how you narrowed your lists down to just 5. I could list about 15

  2. Tom Says:

    Evidently, Michael Huff was taught how to lose in Oakland along with lack of effort. His disgusting attempt to tackle Brown on the first touchdown would have earned him a place on the bench for the remainder of the game (we have plenty of safetys). I don’t understand how ANY coach can allow less than 100 percent effort.

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