Our Ravens/Browns “Slaps to the Head”

November 03, 2013 | Glenn Clark

After Baltimore Ravens victories, Ryan Chell and I award players who made positive contributions with “Pats on the Ass” during the Creative Deck Designs Postgame Show on AM1570 WNST.net.

The Ravens fell to the Cleveland Browns 24-18 Sunday at FirstEnergy Stadium, meaning there were no Pats to be awarded.

So instead of offering “Pats on the Ass”, Ryan and I offered “Slaps to the Head” postgame. A slap on the side of the head from a coach tends to come along with them saying something along the lines of “you’ve gotta do better than that.”

Same rules as there were with Pats. Two offensive players, two defensive players, and a Wild Card (Special Teams player, coach, or another Offensive or Defensive player). One player gets “two slaps” (or a slap on both sides of the head), it’s the opposite of a “Player of the Game” honor.” Ryan and I select five different players/coaches after each game.

Here are our five Ravens that have “gotta do better than that.”

Glenn Clark’s Slaps…

5. Corey Graham

4. Matt Elam

3. Michael Oher

2. Ray Rice

1. Juan Castillo (Two Slaps)

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. Mark Says:

    Last year Coach Harbaugh had seen enough and fired his offensive coordinator, Cam Cameron. How long before he fires his buddy, Juan Castillo? Up until this game, with the exception of the center, we had the same offensive line that protected Flacco like a wall and opened holes for our running backs. What has changed? The coach, Juan Castillo and his blocking schemes. Has anyone asked Coach Harbaugh that question? Logic says Juan has to go.

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