Our Ravens/Patriots “Pats on the Ass”

September 24, 2012 | Glenn Clark

After every Baltimore Ravens victory, Ryan Chell and I take to the airwaves on “The Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net to offer “Pats on the Ass” to players who have done something to deserve the honor.

We give pats to two defensive players, two offensive players and one “Wild Card”-either another offensive or defensive player, a Special Teams player or a coach. We offer a “Pat on Both Cheeks” to someone who stands out, our version of a “Player of the Game.” Ryan and I select five different players/coaches each.

Here are our “Pats on the Ass” following the Ravens’ 31-30 win over the New England Patriots at M&T Bank Stadium…

Glenn Clark’s Pats…

5. Lardarius Webb

4. Kelechi Osemele

3. Dannell Ellerbe

2. Ray Rice

1. Torrey Smith (Pat on both cheeks)