Our Ravens/Steelers “Slaps to the Head”

December 02, 2012 | Glenn Clark

After Baltimore Ravens victories, Ryan Chell and I award players who made positive contributions with “Pats on the Ass” during the “Nasty Purple Postgame Show” on AM1570 WNST.net.

The Ravens fell to the Pittsburgh Steelers 23-20 Sunday at M&T Bank Stadium, meaning there were no Pats to be awarded.

So instead of offering “Pats on the Ass”, Ryan and I again offered “Slaps to the Head” postgame. A slap on the side of the head from a coach tends to come along with them saying something along the lines of “you’ve gotta do better than that.”

Same rules as there were with Pats. Two offensive players, two defensive players, and a Wild Card (Special Teams player, coach, or another Offensive or Defensive player). One player gets “two slaps” (or a slap on both sides of the head), it’s the opposite of a “Player of the Game” honor.” Ryan and I select five different players/coaches after each game.

Here are our five Ravens that have “gotta do better than that.”

Glenn Clark’s Slaps…

5. Tandon Doss

4. Haloti Ngata

3. Torrey Smith

2. Terrell Suggs

1. Joe Flacco (Two Slaps)

(Ryan’s Slaps on Page 2…)

1 Comments For This Post

  1. PghSteve Says:

    Hard to believe that Mr. Clark did not give at least one slap to Mr. Harbaugh. That challenge in the 3rd quarter was pretty bad, cost an important TO. One wonders how this revived Ravens defense could allow a 6-plus minute drive to a (almost) 38 year old QB…

    (Edit from Glenn: Ryan covered it. We agree to select different Ravens.)

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