Top 10 Baseball Distractions

September 03, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. Glenn Clark’s birthday (Thursday celebrations throughout Charm City)

Gift ideas? I can’t believe you’d ask! Let’s start with almost ANYTHING from Robert McClintock’s “Baltimore SEEN” collection, but this one in particular could be a winner…

Or perhaps these Maryland flag shades from Route One Apparel…

Or finally the glow in the dark KanJam set would work for me…

You have options. I wish you nothing but the best in your shopping this week.

7. Pro Wrestling: TNA No Surrender (Sunday 8pm from Orlando live on Pay-Per-View)

TNA is the home of Gail Kim, meaning GO WATCH TNA ALREADY.

6. Golf: PGA Tour FedEx Cup Playoffs BMW Championship (Thursday & Friday 3pm Saturday 12pm live on NBC 3:30pm live on Golf Channel Sunday 12pm live on Golf Channel 2pm live on NBC. All golf from Carmel, IND); LPGA Kingsmill Championship (Thursday & Friday 12:30pm Saturday 12pm Sunday 2pm from Williamsburg, VA live on Golf Channel)

It’s the playoffs, so…let’s dance?

Hey, here’s a man (Charles Schwartzel) putting a golf ball four times within three feet. You won’t believe it possible, either…

I guess it’s true what they say. Former Masters champions are exactly like us in every way!

5. Soccer: CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying: Team USA @ Jamaica (Friday 8pm from Kingston, Jamaica live on beIN Sport)

Hey there Jamaica. Sorry about the asskicking Friday night. But…ummm….thanks for this?

(They’re jerk chicken and pineapple skewers. They’re also causing a political uprising in my nether regions.)