Top 10 Baseball Distractions

September 11, 2012 | Glenn Clark

4. Pro Wrestling: WWE Night of Champions (Sunday 8pm from Boston live on Pay-Per-View)

Blah blah blah, WWE, blah blah blah, AJ Lee, blah blah blah moving on…

3. Soccer: CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying-Jamaica @ Team USA (Tuesday 8pm from Columbus live on ESPN2), Australia @ Team USA Women (Sunday 3:30pm from Carson, CA live on NBC); MLS: New England Revolution @ DC United (Saturday 7:30pm RFK Stadium); College Soccer: UMBC @ Maryland (Tuesday 7:30pm Ludwig Field), Maryland @ NC State (Friday 7pm from Raleigh live on

You never know what will happen with American soccer, but at least we can trust that Team USA will ALWAYS be able to beat Jamaic….WHAT THE F*@%?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Well, our ladies aren’t losing to Australia. I KNOW that much. They’ll just have to settle for having a better way to prepare an onion than we do…

2. College Football: UConn @ Maryland (Saturday 12:30pm from Byrd Stadium live on ACC Network-FOX 45 in Charm City); Navy @ Penn State (Saturday 3:30pm from State College, PA live on ABC/ESPN2); William & Mary @ Towson (Saturday 12pm from Unitas Stadium live on NBC Sports Network/; Moravian @ Johns Hopkins (Saturday 2pm Homewood Field); Delaware Valley @ Stevenson (Saturday 1pm Mustang Stadium); USC @ Stanford (Saturday 7:30pm from Palo Alto, CA live on FOX)

UConn/Maryland, huh? I’ll take Steve Blake for the dagger…

1. NFL: Baltimore Ravens @ Philadelphia Eagles (Sunday 1pm from Philly live on CBS)

And after that performance in Cleveland, I can fully understand why everyone was talking about the Browns as a Super Bowl tea….HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Does anyone remember when Ed Reed did THIS to the Eagles?

(It’s a long video…you only need to watch the first couple of seconds.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…