Top 10 Baseball Distractions

September 02, 2013 | Glenn Clark

4. Soccer: CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying: Team USA @ Costa Rica (Friday 10pm from San Jose, Costa Rica live on beIN Sport); Mexico @ Team USA Women (Tuesday 8pm from RFK Stadium live on Fox Sports 1); MLS: DC United @ Chivas USA (Sunday 9pm from Carson, CA live on MLS Direct Kick); College Soccer: Duke @ Maryland (Friday 7:30pm Ludwig Field); Hampton Inn BWI Classic: Central Connecticut State @ UMBC (Thursday 7pm Retriever Soccer Park), St. Francis (NY) @ UMBC (Saturday 7pm Retriever Soccer Park); St. Francis (PA) @ Loyola (Saturday 7pm Ridley Athletic Complex)

Can someone track down Aaron Rodgers and steal his get-up for me? I’d like to wear it Friday night for the Team USA match…

He looks like such a stud.

3. College Football: Old Dominion @ Maryland (Saturday 4pm from Byrd Stadium live on ESPNews); Navy @ Indiana (Saturday 6pm from Bloomington, IN live on Big Ten Network); Towson @ Holy Cross (Saturday 1pm from Worcester, MA live on Towson Sports Network); NC Wesleyan @ Stevenson (Friday 7pm Mustang Stadium); South Carolina @ Georgia (Saturday 4:30pm from Athens, GA live on ESPN), Notre Dame @ Michigan (Saturday 8pm from Ann Arbor, MI live on ESPN)

But before we move forward, we have a responsibility to look back…at one of the great victories in Towson football history. Congrats again to Coach Ambrose and his players, we greatly look forward to seeing what they have in store the rest of the season.

2. Tennis: ATP Tour WTA Tour U.S. Open (Tuesday 11am live on ESPN2/Tennis Channel 7pm live on ESPN Wednesday 11am live on Tennis Channel Noon live on ESPN2 Thursday 11am live on Tennis Channel 12pm live on ESPN2 8pm live on ESPN Friday 12:30pm live on CBS Saturday 12pm live on CBS Sunday 12:30pm live on ESPN2 4:30-Women’s Final-live on CBS Monday 5pm-Men’s Final-live on CBS)

We’ve been doing this thing for a week and we’ve STILL had nothing better than Rafael Nadal’s shot against Ryan Harrison in his opener…

1. NFL: Baltimore Ravens @ Denver Broncos (Thursday 8:30pm from Denver live on NBC); NFL Kickoff Village (Wednesday & Thursday Harborplace Ampitheater)

Wait. Is something happening in Denver? I hadn’t heard.

You can say anything else you want about everything that’s gone on recently. This remains funny. This HAS to remain funny.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…