Top 10 Baseball Distractions

December 10, 2013 | Glenn Clark

8. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC on FOX-Demetrious Johnson vs. Joseph Benavidez (Saturday 8pm from Sacramento live on FOX)

Good news, guys! You DON’T have to face Shogun Rua!

7. Pro Wrestling: WWE TLC (Sunday 8pm from Houston live on Pay-Per-View)

Remember the other day when you were asking me for more pictures of WWE diva Eva Marie? That’s weird. I do.

6. NBA: Washington Wizards @ Atlanta Hawks (Friday 7:30pm from Atlanta live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Los Angeles Clippers @ Washington Wizards (Saturday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Wizards @ New York Knicks (Monday 7:30pm from New York live on Comcast SportsNet)

Greivis Vasquez is a Raptors now. Which means I need a new jersey. And it also means that I IMMEDIATELY need comment on the deal from one man.

If Greivis Vasquez is going to go to Canada, does that mean I have to become a Rush fan?

5. NHL: Tampa Bay Lightning @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Florida Panthers (Friday 7:30pm from Sunrise, FL live on Comcast SportsNet), Philadelphia Flyers @ Washington Capitals (Sunday 3pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet)

Courtesy of Russian Machine Never Breaks, here’s Joe Beninati channeling The Rock.

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