Top 10 Baseball Distractions

December 23, 2013 | Glenn Clark

4. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC 168-Chris Weidman vs. Anderson Silva (Saturday 10pm from Las Vegas live on Pay-Per-View)

Enjoy this video of Ronda Rousey preparing for Miesha Tate. There’s language. It’s not so much that the language isn’t appropriate for work as much as the language is only really appropriate if you work as an Earl Weaver impersonator.

3. College Basketball: Tulsa @ Maryland (Sunday 7pm from Comcast Center live on ESPNU); Navy @ UMBC (Monday 7pm RAC Arena); Loyola @ Miami (Monday 7pm from Coral Gables, FL live on; Morgan State @ Oregon (Sunday 3pm from Eugene, OR live on Pac-12 Network); New Hampshire @ Towson (Monday 7pm from SECU Arena live on Towson Sports Network)

Inexplicably, Maryland is better at singing than basketball. Note: They’re not good at singing.

2. College Football-Military Bowl: Maryland vs. Marshall (Friday 2:30pm from Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium live on ESPN); Armed Forces Bowl: Navy vs. Middle Tennessee State (Monday 11:45am from Fort Worth, TX live on ESPN)

Quick tip: Don’t take Special Teams tips from the University of Buffalo.

1. NFL: Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals (Sunday 1pm from Cincinnati live on CBS)

I think this is all that needs to be said.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…