Breaking News: Michael Phelps Enjoys Attractive Women

April 22, 2009 | Glenn Clark

If you’ve been anywhere on the blogosphere today, you’ve probably read that Michael Phelps has a new squeeze, Miss California Carrie Prejean, who is also apparently a San Diego Chargers dancer or something…..


After poking around the internet, I’ve discovered that Carrie didn’t win Miss USA because popular gossip blogger Perez Hilton doesn’t like her……or something. I’d report more, but I don’t really care what Perez Hilton thinks about much of anything.

Phelps has also apparently dated a Miss California runner-up in the past; and will likely date 2-3 more in the future.

No reports yet on how the pair celebrated the 4-20 holiday. (God I hope no one has used that joke yet.)