Comcast Morning Show Tuesday Top 7: Things NHHS Could Do To Raise Money Without The Steelers

March 31, 2010 | Glenn Clark

If you want to hear our ideas in more detail; head on over to the Audio Vault right here at WNST.net, where we explain what we’re thinking.

Here are Drew Forrester’s very solid suggestions…

7. Sell Amway

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6. Selling Naming Rights to Football Stadium

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5. Hole-in-One Tournament at Mountain Branch

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4. Auction Off a Chance to be a “Raven For a Day”…sorta like LJ Smith

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3. “Milf Money”…Sell Book Covers with the most attractive parents pictured

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_rXTp1yBU[/youtube]

2. Get everyone in school to change to same wireless phone provider

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1. Put the Football Coach in a Dunking Booth with his Steelers jersey on

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Unlike most weeks, it was Glenn Clark who went in a different direction this week…

7. Replace “Bring Your Tractor to School Day” with “Dress Like a Hogette Day”, and invite Russ Grimm, Joe Jacoby etc. to come judge and sign autographs

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6. An XBox Tournament hosted by the great Sheila Dixon

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5. Sister Sledge plays next year’s Sadie Hawkins Dance

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_vbm98zbE[/youtube]

4. Host Mayflower Van races against former Indianapolis Mayor Bill Hudnut in front of the school

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3. Host an elegant banquet honoring Peter Angelos as “Marylander of the Decade”

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2. A Screening of the Legendary Maryland/Duke “Gone in 54 Seconds” game with a JJ Redick 3 point shootout at halftime

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhoAuSamgr4[/youtube]

1. Collect sponsors for a Major Re-Naming ceremony-where “Pylesville Road” becomes “Jeffrey Maier Boulevard”

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Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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