Earlier this afternoon, I plopped down into my Lazy Boy recliner while the REAL WORLD came crashing to a sudden halt, as it will each and every Sunday, through February 6th, 2011.
With the Ravens scheduled for tomorrow night’s primetime matchup against the Jets, I was looking forward to a contentious battle between the Bengals and Patriots, on this first Sunday of the NFL season. Damn, was I wrong …..
Before I could begin picking apart my Royal Farms fried chicken lunch, Tom Brady was doing the very same thing to the Bengals defensive secondary. In a little less than 3 minutes, Brady and company marched 72 yards through a virtual non-resistance by Cincinnati’s defenders.
When Wes Welker snatched the first touchdown, I came to an immediate conclusion …..
Bill Belichick digested that assbeating delivered by the Ravens in last season’s playoffs and employed its sobering effects to serve as an inspiration in rebuilding his fractured organization.
You remember the Ravens’ dismantling of the 3-time Super Bowl Champions, just 8 short months ago, right? Before the collective football world fully tuned into that game, the Ravens enjoyed a 14-0 lead, enroute to a resounding 33-14 victory …..
The Patriots obviously didn’t spend the winter, spring and summer feeling sorry themselves or licking any resulting wounds. They committed to replenishing a talented, but aging roster.
Additions, such as rookies, Aaron Hernandez, Rob Gronkowski and Brandon Spikes made an impact today.
For the most part, the Patriots spent the offseason and recent pre-season flying well under the radar; in virtual anonymity. That’s right, as Rex Ryan and his HARD KNOCKED Jets stole most headlines, Belichick’s team hid in the grass …. as they usually do.
As for the Bengals, we expected a big splash to begin 2010, right?
They won the AFC-North, in 2009. They, too added young talent since that divisional championship. And, they brought in the guy who would team with Chad Ochocinco to form a dynamic duo …..
Hey, T.O. was money from the start of the game.
But, something happened after the initial hookups with Carson Palmer, to start today’s game. T.O. disappeared …..
Of course, this was most relevant when the Bengals reassumed possession of the ball just prior to halftime. They had time to run a deep play. Yet, there was no Owens or Ochocinco to be found on the sideline – they both headed to the locker room, separately, while the Patriots still had possession and the clock trickled down.
Palmer hit rookie wideout, Jordan Shipley, for a 52 yard gain. But, the catch was downed just outside the endzone.
Where were Owens on Ochocinco?
Filming footage for their respective reality shows?
Posing in front of the visitors mirror?
I know …. they were donning their halftime garb in an effort to inspire teammates and bring more attention to their narcissistic egos …..
The antics of Cincy’s version of BATMAN & ROBIN have been amusing in a grab-ass kinda way. They’re silly, juvenile and virtually harmless – thus far.
We’ll see if that same harmless humor continues if the Bengals continue to play like they did today. I’m betting the OLD (in more ways than one) editions of T.O. and Chad will eventually surface if they don’t start making highlight reports – and WINNING.
Yeah, I know #85 had a touchdown and 159 yards receiving. But, lets be honest, these stats were achieved in “trash time”. He didn’t have any catches when the Bengals were in the game.
Then again, they were NEVER in the game.
And, that’s their problem.