If Larry King wrote this blog…

April 14, 2008 |

If Larry King wrote my blog…
Apr 14, 2008 | 12:15PM – Edit | Delete
Anita Marks is my fifth favorite Marks… Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo rank 1-4

Jimmy V told us to ‘Never Give UP’… I say ‘Always Give Down’…

I can’t image life without peanut butter and jelly…

I would give my right eye to see like Wade Boggs…

Nick Markakis is my favorite Greek player since Clay Bellinger…

Boiled eggs are better fried…

Betty Rubble… I like to Stegosaurus her Plateosaurus

I have no idea what the Jimi Hendrix Experience is like, but if it’s under $15… I want two

My new favorite game… Connect Four

It makes more sense to have the pitcher wear a helmet… not coaches

I’ll take my chances with John Daly as my partner in quarters…

There’s no better GM in Fantasy Baseball than Ray (a friend of mine) O’Brocki…

My new favorite shirt… t-shirt $20… tickets to the race $150… three beers $27… seeing Jeff Gordon in the wall… priceless!

Is it me or does Frank Caliendo do a better John Madden than John Madden…

My favorite uniform… French Maids!

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You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver

Chip

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