Do you like riddles?
This one might stump you.
Then again, maybe it won’t.
Q: What do you call 1,500 people who aren’t at the O’s game tonight?
A: 1,500 people who wanted to go but the team wouldn’t let them.
No one is in the stadium tonight.
The lowest crowd in OPACY history is 10,505.
Let’s see what they announce as tonight’s attendance.
I can’t imagine they’ll announce anything lower than 10,505, right?