Ryan Baumohl’s Beginner’s Luck: Mocking the 53

August 31, 2010 |

I am going to do my best impression of WNST’s executive producer, Glenn Clark, by trying to mock the Ravens roster.  Now with Donte Stallworth out for most likely eight weeks, that most likely will mean another WR roster spot has opened up and some players know that in the last final preseason game they have their shot to make the team.

Without further ado here is my 2010-2011 Baltimore Ravens roster:


QB: Joe Flacco, Marc Bulger, Troy Smith

RB: Ray Rice, Willis McGahee, Jalen Parmele

FB: Le’Ron McClain

WR: Anquan Boldin, Derrick Mason, Mark Clayton, Demetrius Williams, Donte Stallworth

TE: Todd Heap, Ed Dickson, Dennis Pitta

OT: Michael Oher, Jared Gaither, Oniel Cousins, Ramon Harwood

OG: Ben Grubbs, Marshal Yanda, Chris Chester,

C: Matt Birk


DE- Trevor Pryce, Cory Redding, Paul Kruger

DT- Haloti Ngata, Kelly Gregg, Terrence Cody, Brandon McKinney, Arthur Jones, Kelly Talavou

OLB- Terrell Suggs, Jarrett Johnson

ILB- Ray Lewis, Jarrett Johnson, Jameel McClain, Danelle Ellerbe, Antwan Barnes, Tavares Gooden, Jason Phillips (they all deserve it)

People will disagree with Jason Phillips, but he was a part of a great draft class, and truly after these hits, I want him on my team.

CB- Fabian Washington, Lardarius Webb, Chris Carr, Cary Williams, Josh Wilson

S- Ed Reed, Dawan Landry, Tom Zbikowski, Haruki Nakamura, Ken Hamlin

K- Billy Cundiff

P- Sam Koch

LS- Morgan Cox

PUP-  LB-Brendon Ayanbadejo, RB- Matt Lawrence, LB- Sergio Kindle

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