Tiger Woods named “Athlete of the Decade”

December 16, 2009 | Drew Forrester

The Associated Press today named Tiger Woods the “Athlete of the Decade” for 2000-2009.

And in other breaking news, the sky is blue.

Of course Woods won the award.

No one else was even close to as worthy as Woods.

Tiger was – *ahem* – “unavailable for comment” today.