Here’s some one-line, word association to get you over “the hump” on this Wednesday.
> Erik Bedard: Wants out but staying here.
> Tom Brady: No one should be that good.
> Kansas Jayhawks: Will win it all.
> LSU Tigers: Might have lost to USC.
> Roger Clemens: Only hurting yourself more.
> Ray Lewis: Divide and conquer.
> Bert Blyleven: What a shame.
> Eli Manning: One win away from arriving.
> Brian Schottenheimer: Am I missing something?
> Dave Trembley: Hope your deal is guaranteed.
> Aaron Baddeley: Wins this week in Hawaii.
> Wizards and Caps: Playoff sniffers.
> Brian Billick: Might just get the last laugh.
> Seattle Seahawks: Can’t win in Green Bay.
> Brian Roberts: Would give up his ’08 salary to be traded.
> James Gist: Might make or break Maryland.
> Bart Scott: Send your refund check to 1 Winning Drive.
> Atlanta Falcons: Will probably hire the wrong guy.
> Detroit Tigers: Destined for October fun?
> UMBC: Best of the Beltway teams.
> Jim Schwartz: Why no interview yet?
> Upset winner: New York Giants.
> Opening day match-up: Bedard vs. Kazmir
> 25 to 1: Odds that I get media credentials from the O’s.