Baseball Post Season – Unfavorable

October 18, 2013 | Tom Federline

Detroit, please stop the “Bearded Boys of Summer.” The Boston Red Sox and the beards need to go. I can dig the “team unity/bonding” deal. It can be cool. I did it and I’m sure some of you developed some quirk during your playing days to build that camaraderie among your teammates. If I want to watch bearded ones, I’ll put in a ZZ Top DVD or I’ll replay a Duck Dynasty episode from the DVR. But because it is Boston – it just turns my stomach. When it comes to baseball, no scruffy facial hair and no jewelry. Especially the pretty hemp necklaces and the metal medalions hanging off pitchers necks. I am not a Boston fan. In fact the Red Sux, Spankees and Duke basketball are inter-changeable among my most disliked sports teams.

The baseball postseason is unfavorable due to the #1 fact that the Orioles are not there. So since October 1, it has been “Anybody but the Red Sox.” Not that I really care who wins, just as long as it’s not the Red Sux. Definately a fan of the lesser budgeted teams like the A’s (and they’re out. I was also having a tough time with the Pirates – glad they made it back – just still have a bad taste from 1971 and 1979. “We are Family” – Sister Sledge, to this day is immediately turned off when heard over the radio. The Cardinals – tired of seeing them in post season. Dodgers – cool stadium and I like Don Mattinglys approach to baseball and interviews. He is probably the only Yankee I ever liked. Detroit – not a big fan of them either, they just need to stop the bearded ones.

Other post season pet peeves:
1. Cal Ripken – yes, you heard me right, Cal Ripken. He knows baseball – I do not care. Do you all remember this gem from last years O’s vs. Rangers game – “Adrian Beltre is the best defensive third baseman I have ever seen – even better than Brooks Robinson – sorry Brooksie.” That comment right there has put Cal Ripkens voice in the “not worth my time zone.” Cal is now in that elite Club along with Gary “Thorne in our side.”
2. Get the hand-held TV video cameras …..off the field! Remove the clutter from the field. No cameras, no camera crew running next to these steroid boys. The field should be off limits during the game to anyone not directly invloved with the game. It is an athletic event, not a made for tv movie. Speaking of clutter on the field……ever notice an NFL sideline? Besides the 50 assistant coaches and then the 50 assistant coaches assistants, the entourage of the 100 tv camera crew memebers, the 100 still photographers, the 200 family members and then the 200 friends of the family members, you have to wonder where do they find room for the players and EMT’s.
3. Camera angles – I am sick of the “Pitch Trax”. Is it where the ball crooses the plate or where the catcher cathes the ball? It misrepresents the actual pitch. Put the camera behind the plate and guess what? Most baseball fans are smart enough to tell wether the pitch it is outside, inside, low or high. Remember that camera angle – “back in the day”? Occasionally you may see it, but it is a rarity. You can catch real baseball coverage on MASN airings of Orioles Classics from the 60′s and 70′s.
4. No interpreters for the illegal alien pitchers. If you can’t speak English – learn. All they have to know – keep ball down, 1-fastball, 2- curveball, 3-slider, 4-change-up, get batter out, you did not earn money today – you stunk it up – leave mound, good, bad, yes, no. When you are getting paid around $50-100,000 per outing and throw a ball a couple of days a week for a few minutes or hours, you have the time to learn basic communication of the English language.
5. Mark McGwire – just go away. He is still around and involved with baseball. When they first showed the Cardinal dugout and announced the players; I was like cool – no lieing steroid boy. Then they switch over to the Dodgers dugout and AUGH, there was the deflated cheater. The numbnut Doger organization went and hired him after he got fired from the Cardinals. I guess they needed a “pass-thru” for that Puig juicer guy.

Beards, Cal Ripken, hand-held cameras/camera crews on the field, interpreters and Mark McGwire – all unfavorable and should be gone! Anything from the baseball coverage bugging you?
And to end on a positive note:
1. I dig the 5 – 8pm late afternoon games coming home from work.
2. Unrelated – check out ESPN’s “No Mas”, another good production.

Reminder – It has been thirty (30) years and counting. 30 years – that’s just wrong, man. Definately – unfavorable.

D.I.Y.

Fedman

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  1. unitastoberry Says:

    I got a problem with Cal on that Beltre statement too. No one is better than Brooks with the glove at 3rd. NO ONE!

  2. Fedman Says:

    Unitastoberry,

    Brooks Robinson – The “Human Vacuum Cleaner”, 16 straight Gold Gloves, Hall of Fame – enough said. Baltimore native dissing a Baltimore Icon, just wrong. Hey Cal, when is your “PED” use gonna make the headlines?
    UtoB – Thanks for the feedback. Keep ‘em rolling.

    PEACE

  3. JC Says:

    Dan:
    Agreed. The Amish Boys and the Red Sux must go down. I’ve been a Cards fan the whole post season. Glad they disposed of the La La landers with their former Yankee manager, juicer coach, and their illegal alien phenom. The Cards uniform remains classic, and their entire organization seems to do things the way the Orioles USED TO when we were winning championships. Hope LA Angels King Albert enjoys the World Series from his high priced couch.

    As for Cal, he will regret making that remark for some time. You don’t get a do-over on live tv. He knows better.

    What bugs me about tv coverage? Interviews from the dugout DURING THE GAME. Guess baseball is more important as entertainment than sport.
    Agree, don’t need the fancy pitch graphics, but the high def slow mo replays are cool in seeing the pitcher’s grip and spin on the ball.

    Go Cards!

  4. Fedman Says:

    JC,
    Red Sux won. Cards bats went to sleep. Baseball season over – good riddance.
    St. Louis Cardinals a storied franchise, but also became tarnished during the “juicer’ era. No team escaped. Mark McGwire and Albert Pujols – same mold in my book.
    TV coverage – Is there any other professional sport that they interview the coaches during the game? It’s a joke.
    Thanks for the feedback. Keep ‘em rolling.

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