Top 10 Baseball Distractions

November 20, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. Glenn Clark’s Thanksgiving Plans (Thursday-Saturday, parts unknown)

I want to re-introduce you to what I call the “Thanksgiving sandwich”…

Some of you will be tempted to go with cranberry sauce instead of barbeque sauce. Don’t! Turkey, mashed potatoes, BBQ Sauce, maybe a little pepper on the sandwich. You’ll be the happiest human being alive. I swear.

Also a must for Thanksgiving? Baked Mac and Cheese…

7. Pro Wrestling: WWE “Attitude Era” available on Blu-Ray/DVD (Tuesday)

This can contain almost every single moment from the Era, but if Kurt Angle and his milk truck aren’t featured prominently there is absolutely ZERO reason for anyone to own this…

6. Soccer: NCAA Tournament-Coastal Carolina @ Maryland (Sunday 5pm Ludwig Field)

I mean, I’m pulling like hell for the Terps Sunday and all, don’t get me wrong. But if David Bennett was still the coach at CCU, it might be a tough decision for me…

It’s STILL brilliant.

5. NBA: Washington Wizards @ Atlanta Hawks (Wednesday 7:30pm from Atlanta live on Comcast SportsNet), Charlotte Bobcats @ Washington Wizards (Saturday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), San Antonio Spurs @ Washington Wizards (Monday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet)

Is there anything…in the world…worse than the Washington Wizards??? I mean, they’re 0 and freaking 9!

Okay….maybe this gif re-enacting Andrew Bynum hurting himself bowling is up there too…

Also…this gif is AMAZING…

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. barry Says:

    glenn, my son and i had a great conversation wth you on the bus to see maryland at the barclat center.
    on a differnt subject, maryland should never complain about a player who leaves for the nfl,nba or mlb they did the same thing by going to the big ten JUST FOR THE MONERY.

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