Talkin’ Baseball (Orioles Version) by: Terry Cashman
An Orioles classic that I took the liberty of updating the words to, in honor of the 20th anniversary of Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
The first few years the wins were thin,
But Camden Yards still packed ‘em in,
And baseball was alive in Baltimore
Robby and Raffy in the mix
And by 1996
The Oriole Way of yesterday was back in force.
We’re talking baseball
Ripken, Moose and Surhoff
Orioles Baseball
Brady Anderson with his shirt off
The Boomer, Kevin Brown and Bobby Bo
He wouldn’t trade ‘em then he watched ‘em go
It’s Orioles baseball…and Peter Angelos.
The Ravens came upon the scene,
And B-More had another team,
And the city threw a lot of green their way.
The Expos in DC,
Peter crying, “Woe is me”,
And the feverish fans who packed the stands had gone away.
We’re talking baseball,
Belle, Segui, Cordova
Orioles Baseball
The glory days are over.
Tejada gave a shot to Palmeiro.
What was in that needle no one knows,
It’s Orioles baseball…and Peter Angelos.
When you’re talking Baltimore baseball,
You’re talking Angelos,
I won’t forget the way I cried
The day our old friend Flanny died
And will they ever win again nobody knows
I hate you…Angelos
The O’s they now have MASN,
And it’s sure to bring the cash in
They’re even making money off the Nats.
But they still blame the Sox and Yanks as yet another season tanks.
And down on the farm they’re not growing arms and they don’t buy bats.
We’re talking baseball
Cabrera and Bedard
Orioles baseball
Ponson fighting in a bar
And where does all that MASN money go?
Not to the team, it goes to Angelos
It’s barely baseball, ’cause Peter killed the O’s.
We’re talking baseball…baseball and the O’s
(the birds, the birds, the birds)
We’re talking Peter…Peter Angelos
(the crook, the bum, the louse)
He hood winked us all
And stole our baseball.
(the pain, the blame, the shame)
It’s barely baseball
(the birds, the birds, the birds)
He purchased the team,
And ruined our dreams
(the crook, the bum, the louse)
We’re talking baseball…and Peter Angelos.

March 28th, 2012 at 8:55 am
okay, okay, i admit it. . . even though i get tired of the wnst-hates-the-orioles-but-loves-the-ravens schtick (i agree w/it, but it’s old news), i have to admit, this is funny and done really well.
i guess we laugh to keep from crying at what lord peter has done to ‘our’ team.