Top 10 Baseball Distractions

July 01, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

4. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC 162-Anderson Silva vs. Chris Weidman (Saturday 10pm from Las Vegas live on Pay-Per-View)

Eh. I’ve got nothing. Silva will win, but that’s because when Anderson Silva fights, Anderson Silva wins. So instead of that, I’d like to know if anyone has tried these yet…

A review, please.

3. Pro Wrestling: WWE Raw (Monday 7:30pm from 1st Mariner Arena live on USA)

Big E Langston was on the show last week. As I said then, the man has muscles in places where you don’t have places…

2. Competitive Eating: Nathan’s Famous 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest (Thursday 1pm from Coney Island, NY live on ESPN)

Joey Chestnut devouring hot dogs should be shown in GIF form. The man is our most important American.

I know another American eating champion hero…

1. Tennis: ATP Tour WTA Tour Wimbledon (Tuesday & Wednesday 7am live on ESPN2 8am live on ESPN Thursday & Friday 8am live on ESPN Saturday & Sunday 9am live on ESPN. All tennis from London)

Either Novak Djokovic or Andy Murray is going to win Wimbledon. This means we’ll be seeing more of Djoker’s girl Jelena Ristic…

Or Andy Murray’s girlfriend Kim Sears…

All hail the queen.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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