15 positive observations from the weekend of football, seven not so positive observations and we acknowledge a “zero” from outside the world of football. A reminder, there’s never any Ravens game analysis here. We do plenty of that elsewhere. It’s a trip through the weekend of football via videos, GIFs, memes, pictures, links, Tweets and shtick.
The original script for the “Breaking Bad” finale actually had Jesse yelling “read the 15-7-0, bitches!” in a dramatic last scene. Why they cut it I haven’t the foggiest…
15 Positive Observations…
In the process, Knowshon Moreno put together the least interesting touchdown celebration of all time.
Trindon Holliday is fun.
Let’s check in for Chip Kelly’s reaction.
But in the loss, Brandon Boykin did something a lot of football players have always DREAMED of doing.
And now, Matt Birk.
But that test doesn’t seem so tough, right? I mean, all you have to do is slow down Jameis Winston…
Elsewhere in the ACC, Miami beat USF thanks in large part to the worst punt you’ll see in your life.
Further elsewhere in the ACC, North Carolina got embarrassed by East Carolina but what the hell they were wearing these so AWESOME.
Their performances are so polarizing that Dana Holgorsen is PISSED!
The Pokes might have lost, but they had swell helmets.
Elsewhere in the Big 12, Oklahoma got a big win over Notre Dame and Tommy Rees’ “mustache”.
The Raiders might have lost, but Naya Rivera from Glee (I’m not proud that I knew that either) is both really attractive and a big fan. She’s WAY more attractive than the Skins’ biggest fan-Dr. James Andrews?
At the game and not smoking hot? Him.
The happiest three words in Indianapolis Sunday? No, not “showers not required” Merton. “Blaine Gabbert returns.”
This is a banner that says “I don’t enjoy my life.”
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