Seven “not so positive” observations…
This headline is not from The Onion.
Ben Roethlisberger is the best, man.
I’ve never enjoyed watching Adrian Peterson do anything more.
Emmanuel Sanders doesn’t care much for your so-called “tackling”…
I assume we sent Gene Simmons to sing the National Anthem in London because we’re still not totally over the whole Revolutionary War thing…
Sadly the best play of the game was mostly irrelevant.
Georgia basketball coach Mark Fox got all done up for the game.
Before the game, College Gameday was in Athens. For some reason I don’t care enough to investigate further, it involved Tom Rinaldi in jorts.
Elsewhere in the SEC, Alabama’s Eddie Jackson teaches you fear.
But if you didn’t get the lesson, here’s a followup from Nick Saban.
The biggest news of the weekend? Obvious.
Guyism recently put together a GIF of the important parts of her recent fast food commercial.
Further elsewhere in the SEC, Arkansas fans welcome Johnny Football. Or someone.
And Kentucky ran the most excellent fake field goal I’ve seen in some time.
Straight killin’ it.
But otherwise things are just going great for Schaub in H-Town…
And some of Matt Schaub’s picks don’t go for touchdowns as much as they go OFF forty people before they land in someone’s hands.
Chris Clemons is a good hugger.
Here’s JJ Watt with a bloody mouth because I simply assume you’re into that kind of thing.
How Andy Dalton doin’?
Tied for first place and Ravens have the best division record!
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