Four things you can count on: Death, taxes, the 15-7-0 and Jay Cutler getting hurt

October 21, 2013 | Glenn Clark

5. Fan of one of the SEC teams that was supposed to be good this season whose name isn’t Alabama? Yeah-you lost Saturday. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

One of those teams that lost was South Carolina, thanks to this grab from Tennessee’s Marquez North that DID NOT SUCK.

South Carolina DID win in “best name combination” though.

Florida was also a loser (to Missouri), despite the fact that the Tigers did THIS.

6. Did you realize the Jaguars have lost every game this season by at least 10 points? That’s incredible. Is that incredible? I feel like that’s incredible.

It was obviously a miserable day again in Jacksonville, but…at least Justin Blackmon killed a guy?

7. The Dolphins lost to former Duke quarterback Thaddeus Lewis Sunday. The 30 or 40 Phins fans in attendance must have been terribly embarrassed.


But at least those who came got dressed for the occasion.

At least the people there got to see Brandon Gibson…

And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

It’s not so much that I disagree with Doc Rivers, it’s just a pathetic reminder of what the LA Clippers are.

Here’s what the Staples Center usually looks like.

Here’s what the Staples Center looked like Friday night.

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