A 15-7-0 preview is just as good when enjoyed sideways

August 26, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Four not-so-positive observations…

1. Hopefully Rex Ryan just stayed away from the internet since Saturday.

Oh man. “#LOLJets” will just never stop being a thing. What a meltdown.

Remember when everyone wanted this guy to be the coach in Baltimore?

Mark Sanchez got hurt and Geno Smith pulled a full Dan Orlovsky by running out of the back of the endzone.

You guys are better than an episode of “Total Divas”, Gang Green.

2. The Cardinals were so jealous of all of the attention the Jets were getting so they concocted a plan.

You’ll watch football for the next decade and not see anything this funny/awful.

Also…all of the Cardinals got hurt. Rookie G Jonathan Cooper, Rashard Mendenhall, Dan Williams, Rob Housler, Ozzie Smith, William Henry Keeler.


3. Things are just going really well for the New England Patriots.

Here are some of the highlights moments from their 40-9 loss to the Detroit Lions.

4. I love Ray Lewis, but I don’t think he’s going to be winning the Grammy next year.

Perhaps maybe the ESPY’s will aid a musical category?

A ZERO from outside the world of football…

There are so many choices, but none better than the Rockies fan who was in Miami for Legends of Wrestling night.

Of course, Miley Cyrus would have made a good choice if you had been watching the VMA’s.

If you’re one of the lucky ones who didn’t see it, allow Will Smith and family’s reaction to tell the story.

But the biggest loser actually might have been the guy that saw N Sync reunite on MTV and thought it would be appropriate to send out a picture of his high school yearbook where he included a N Sync lyric.

Crap. I know that guy.

(Hat tips to SB Nation, Buzzfeed, Deadspin, The Big Lead, Yahoo! Sports, Fox Sports, HoopGIFS, Football Zone, YouTube and MaxPreps.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…