Like the rest of you, the 15-7-0 is both sick of and wants so much more Ryan Lochte

October 22, 2012 | Glenn Clark

Like the rest of you, the 15-7-0 is both sick of and wants so much more Ryan Lochte

8. Duke is bowl eligible. No, in football.

The Blue Devils topped North Carolina Saturday night, but it wasn’t without some near heroics from the Tar Heels…

The Devils came back to win, which made them bowl eligible for the first time since 1994. Their coaches were just as surprised as you…

9. Can we just get Texas Tech and TCU back together to play another game…like…Tuesday?

Need I explain more?

Texas-Baylor was also exceptional. Actually, I have no real idea if it was exceptional other than the final score but HEY! Natalie Portman’s boobs were there!

Yet for some reason Mack Brown was still not happy?

10. Hey Randall Cobb, thanks for carrying my fantasy team to a victory this week!

I’d love to have one of these!!!

The St. Louis Rams were also involved in this game, which Jeff Fisher would like to tell you more about.

11. The Pittsburgh Steelers deserve extra credit for their win considering Mike Wallace was paying for the Bengals.

As I said on Twitter Sunday night, if you’re EVER hoping for the Cincinnati Bengals to help you with anything, you’re doing it wrong. They’re going to let you down. EVERY time. Just ask this guy…

Mike Wallace dropped like…I dunno…113 balls? It was enough that I thought Limas Sweed had stolen a Mike Wallace jersey. But not enough to keep the Steelers from pulling within a game of the Ravens (in the loss column) in the AFC North with two games between the teams to come. Let’s do it again, right?

Also, NBC thought it appropriate to combine a lame ginger QB and one of the greatest movie franchises of all time. Here it is.

12. I know Kenny Guiton lead an amazing comeback for Ohio State. I have no further information about whether Twitter was right about the rest of his evening.

The Buckeyes used Guiton’s heroics to overcome Purdue after B1G (is that a thing?) Player of the Year candidate Braxton Miller left for the hospital. With an injury. I understand why everyone was so hot and bothered. But a few people took it over the top…

Okay, but it was just a couple…

But that was probably it…

There’s like a theme here…

I guess you never know.

Elsewhere in the B1G (I’m going to see where it goes), Iowa fans used plenty of class when hosting Penn State. Wait, did I say class? I meant they were tasteless a-holes. Sorry.

13. Boise State’s performance against UNLV was impressive, but not as impressive as their helmets.

I could show you highlights of the Broncos’ blowout, or we could just breathe in how good they looked…

Also looking good? Northwestern, despite their loss to Nebraska…

And looking really good (and topping Iowa State to boot)? Oklahoma State in the Pistol Pete throwbacks…

Money. Before moving on, I have to share this hilarious clip of Quenton Bundrage NOT BEING ALLOWED TO DRINK BY A FAN…

I didn’t think quite as highly of the “Chrome Dome” look Michigan State went with in their loss to Michigan…

14. I still don’t really know who Joseph Morgan is but I am an admirer of his work.

Comedic hypnotist Flip Orley would LOVE this TD hookup he had from Drew Brees…

That DID go for a TD…one of the five the Saints scored Sunday. It’s a shame because the Bucs (including WR Tiquan Underwood pictured below) looked SPECTACULAR in their creamsicle throwback duds…

15. Rutgers is rolling through the Big East, which would probably make them on track for like 5th or 6th in the CAA.

You know how I KNOW The Big East isn’t any good? Scarlet Knights QB Gary Nova did THIS and they’re STILL undefeated…


And also because THIS happened during Syracuse-UConn Friday night…

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  1. PSU/Baltimore Fan Says:

    I’m a Penn State student who attended the game. It should be known those Iowa fans were escorted out of the stadium and taken straight to a dean, and they did not reflect Iowa’s fans a whole.

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