Like the rest of you, the 15-7-0 is both sick of and wants so much more Ryan Lochte

October 22, 2012 | Glenn Clark

Like the rest of you, the 15-7-0 is both sick of and wants so much more Ryan Lochte

The “not so ELITE” 7…

1. I don’t want to pile on Brad Craddock, but more than 24 hours removed you still HAVE to make that kick.

Ugh. I don’t want to talk about it.

Elsewhere in the state, Towson lost. And Morgan lost. I don’t want to talk about any of that either.

2. It was nice to see the Washington Redskins are still capable of being the Washington Redskins.

There weren’t a lot of things to me to be happy about Sunday, so you KNOW I banged pots and pans all over Hart Rd. when Victor Cruz caught this DAGGER to doom Robert Griffin III’s latest remarkable effort…

(Just to rub it in more to DC fans, Joe Gibbs gave the Cowboys a motivational speech Saturday night. I LOVE that. You probably won’t.)

The Skins lost their leading receiver (TE Fred Davis) in this one as well, meaning they’ll bring back Chris Cooley Monday. This isn’t quite as exciting since Cooley split up with his wife…

Also in this one-Jason Pierre-Paul went “Gangnam Style”, which is a great reminder that you’re over it…

And remember the lengths RG3 went to in order to not be a Nike billboard because he’s an Adidas athlete? I’m starting to wonder if he’s Team Powerade as well…

Also, do Ahmad Bradshaw and Tom Coughlin have like differing opinions on whether or not the Yankees should trade Alex Rodriguez or something?

Before we move on, I feel like you HAVE to see the 20 foot replica of Giants Stadium some old dude built in his garage…

3. Maybe the Jaguars would have been better off with Bruno Mars at quarterback than Chad Henne?

They weren’t better with Henne than Blaine Gabbert, which seemed impossible…

Carson Palmer wasn’t much better…

This game was hilariously putrid. Like…THIS putrid…

If the Jags had turned to Bruno Mars, he probably would have turned out to be quite surprisingly awesome, like he was on SNL…

Seriously-who saw THAT coming?

4. Does anyone remember when Virginia Tech and Miami were good at football?

The Hokies probably should have known they were in trouble when Army vet Daniel Rodriguez lead the Tigers to the field. How awesome is this?

Of course, they also probably felt a bit better after Michael Cole was just laying around and found an interception…

Also, Florida State beat Miami Saturday night despite the fact that the Hurricanes tried to get a little help MID PLAY…

Also, this looked awkward.

5. If you look up “disappointment” at Dictionary.com I’ll just assume there’s a picture of Cam Newton’s 2012 season waiting.

Dan Bailey made four field goals for the Cowboys to win in Charlotte. He’s practically automatic! Except…oh yeah.

Newton might not have many wins, but he DOES have great sweaters!

Mike Tolbert ALSO went Gangnam in this one, but now you were SOOOO over it.

Speaking of dancing, Brandon LaFell also forgot he plays for a team with ONE FREAKING WIN…

6. Let me try to understand this, San Diego Chargers. You blew a 24 point halftime lead AND you cheated? 

Seriously?

Peyton Manning would be laughing but he’s busy showing his son his future kingdom…

7. Can I break the internet with a headline involving Johnny Football, Ryan Lochte and Auburn? Oh yeah, Texas A&M lost.

Before we get to that, let’s start with Kadron Boone making a damn fine TD catch…

Also, because SB Nation found it, I’m legally obligated to pass along this gif of Les Miles picking his nose…

And now we get to Lochte. He was the “Celebrity Picker” on Gameday Saturday. He was asked who he thought would win this game. Again, the teams involved were LSU and Texas A&M. He picked Auburn. No really.

This came less than 48 hours after Lochte’s turn on “30 Rock”. You’ll giggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsDiEq2R_c8

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

Trading players for managers with no track record? I’m sure that will just be a phenomenal decision.

I know Mike Aviles stinks, but how is John Farrell worth giving up ANYTHING for?

Now we watch a baseball go off the face of Daniel Descalso in Game 6…

(Thanks to Deadspin, ESPN, Fox Sports, Busted Coverage, SB Nation, The AP/WNST.net, Memes of the NFL, Yahoo! Sports, USA Today, CBS Sports, The Big Lead, SportsGrid, Bob’s Blitz, Larry Brown Sports, Bleacher Report and Guyism for tips/photos/videos.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

 

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  1. PSU/Baltimore Fan Says:

    I’m a Penn State student who attended the game. It should be known those Iowa fans were escorted out of the stadium and taken straight to a dean, and they did not reflect Iowa’s fans a whole.

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