On Election Day eve, no one is “undecided” about the 15-7-0

The “Not so Elite” 7…

1. When it comes to Maryland, I believe there’s an old proverb that says “when you have no quarterbacks, you have no quarterbacks”.

I’m not posting highlights. There WERE no highlights. You know what happened. Best of luck to Shawn Petty the rest of the way.

In the meantime, Maryland topped IUP in exhibition play Friday night. It wasn’t pretty, but it was basketball. You don’t need a quarterback in basketball, which helps. Also, here’s this.

Elsewhere in the ACC, there’s only one “L” in Philip Sims, but maybe it should have been Pli”LOL”ip Sims (in a blowout Virginia win if I’m being fair)…

2. Does anyone remember when the Cincinnati Bengals were going to be a threat in the AFC North?

Trindon Holliday certainly doesn’t…

Barack Obama and Richard Nixon don’t remember either…

No CHANCE Von Miller remembers…

3. I’ve heard a lot about a bailout for Detroit during the election season. I assume they were talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Especially if they have no interest in tackling Joique Bell…

Also not tackling? Jags cheerleaders…

Meanwhile, Tony Scheffler did this…

Also, the absolute BEST thing that happened for the Jags on the field Sunday (or on any field anywhere in any city) was Jaxson De Ville…

4. Maybe Derek Dooley should send Joker Phillips a card or something.

Tennessee survived to beat Troy Saturday, but this picture probably best describes Derek Dooley’s footing as head coach…

Which is still better than Phillips, who was fired Sunday by Kentucky. Maybe he can head out on tour with his cousin Phillip?

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