On Election Day eve, no one is “undecided” about the 15-7-0

November 05, 2012 | Glenn Clark

On Election Day eve, no one is “undecided” about the 15-7-0

5. You think there’s any chance Sean Payton hires Jason Garrett as his QB coach in Dallas?

So…Sean Payton could become a free agent at the EXACT same time Jerry Jones will almost certainly be firing Jason Garrett? How interesting.

I’d say this revelation had something to do with the Cowboys losing to the Falcons Sunday night, but everyone knew that was going to happen. I mean, who DIDN’T know Jacquizz Rodgers would be the man making the biggest plays in the 4th quarter…


At least before getting fired, Garrett taught the Cowboys how to snap the ball from another position…

6. I honestly still can’t believe the Arizona Cardinals were ever 4-0.

And neither can the (AWESOME) guys sitting in the front row…

Randall Cobb had another massive game for the Packers in the win. “Thanks”, said Glenn Clark-Randall Cobb owner.

7. With no Perry Hall, I’ll just assume they’ll be canceling the MPSSAA playoffs this year.

Elsewhere in High School Football, here’s the longest play you’ll ever see in your life…

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

ALEXI CASILLA. ALEXI EFFING CASILLA.

I promised I wouldn’t be angry about it anymore, but I was. I lied. It’s what it is. (What it is is also a lame plug for something else I wrote.)

And since I have no idea where else I’ll get this in, Louis CK SHREDDED on SNL…

(Thanks to Deadspin, ESPN, Fox Sports, Busted Coverage, SB Nation, The AP/WNST.net, Memes of the NFL, Yahoo! Sports, USA Today, CBS Sports, The Big Lead, SportsGrid, Bob’s Blitz, Larry Brown Sports, Bleacher Report and Guyism for tips/photos/videos.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

 

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