The 15-7-0 is jealous of fans of good NFL teams. Like the Panthers. And the Jets.

November 04, 2013 | Glenn Clark

6. Todd Gurley scored two TD’s in his return for Georgia Saturday against Florida. Which of course means he’s scored two more TD’s in Jacksonville this season than the Jaguars.

The Cocktail Party might not have been the big game it usually is, but how many games have you been to that involved a pre-game mechanical gator?

Elsewhere in the SEC, Mississippi State is still trying to figure out this whole “football” thing.

Further elsewhere, you will never see a worse flop than this.

Finally elsewhere, Texas A&M’s helmets didn’t suck.

7. There wasn’t a lot going on in local college football this weekend-so this is as good a time as any to mention that Morgan State is now 3-2 in MEAC play and Johns Hopkins improved to 8-0. And in other local news, I ate FAR too many Reese’s Pumpkins.

I don’t really have much in the way of further analysis here. Anyone wanna see a Sacred Heart player fumble a ball, then force another fumble, pick that fumble up and return it for a TD?

8. If I could describe the Cowboys’ day Sunday in only a few words, I believe I would choose “Significantly less screaming, significantly more winning”.

But it was hairy for awhile. So hairy that Tony Romo started looking in all sorts of new places for receivers.

Remember that time Adrian Peterson was tackled for a touchdown?

This is Dallas DL Nick Hayden doing what lesser cultures would describe as “dancing”.

You’ll understand the Vikes’ loss much more when you realize they thought they were facing someone else.

9. So…how long before it’s okay go full-on Rebecca Martinson-style apoplectic about trading Chris Johnson away from my fantasy football team? I ask because I may have threatened to “punt” someone already last night.

Why would he have to become a thing again???

In defeat, Cortland Finnegan and Alec Ogletree bonded.

10. Desmond Roland has tallied seven touchdowns over the last two weeks for Oklahoma State. Even more impressive? He knows how many teams are currently in the Big 12.

And he might be Oklahoma State’s second best running back.

Texas Tech might have lost, but damnit if Kliff Kingsbury meeting mini Kliff Kingsbury isn’t one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

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