The 15-7-0 is jealous of fans of good NFL teams. Like the Panthers. And the Jets.

November 04, 2013 | Glenn Clark

11. Does anyone remember who that last guy was that coached at USC? Road Tiffin? Street Piffen? Anyhoo, the new guy is working out just fine.

They’re having so much fun without him they just waste entire stretches of games dancing.

They apparently interviewed Lovie Smith because…they don’t actually enjoy fun?

12. I was thinking about inviting Darrel Young on my next hunting trip but I actually assume he’ll already be there because he’s a FREAKING VULTURE, man.

Not that it bothers me, but sometimes Robert Griffin III totally forgets the hopes of an entire fanbase/city rest on him. But it’s fun for the rest of us to watch anyway.

13. The Seahawks were always going to win, but the fact that they trailed the Bucs 21-0 at one point seemed so crazy I could only assume Shifty Shellshock was playing quarterback for Tampa.

The Buccaneers scored a TD on a Mike James jump pass, a play they ran because “aw hell”…

14. Northern Illinois QB Jordan Lynch had five TD’s Saturday against UMass. This isn’t news because it was so particularly impressive, it’s news because teams from the MAC played a game that didn’t happen on a Tuesday.

You know what? I’ve got nothing from the NIU game. But there’s this from the Marshall game…

This game was freaking derptastic.

15. Perry Hall crushed Milford Mill 41-6 this weekend. If Fresno State isn’t careful, the Gators will end up stealing their BCS at-large bid.

One other note from College Football…Galludet (DC) won a game by blocking a field goal in the final seconds and returning it for a TD. Enjoy.

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