The 15-7-0 is jealous of fans of good NFL teams. Like the Panthers. And the Jets.

November 04, 2013 | Glenn Clark

5. The Steelers’ fourth quarter defense proved to be roughly as effective in stopping the Patriots as Nicki Minaj’s Halloween costume was in covering…anything.

Jesus I missed Rob Gronkkowski.

In a related story, Tom Brady is still struggling in one particular area.

Oh…I guess you wanted me to post that picture of Nicki Minaj. Sorry.

6. Navy’s loss to Notre Dame Saturday was so heartbreaking that the only was justice could be done to it would be to have Sinead O’Connor cover it.

I know the Mids ended up falling short, but I’m glad they shared the inspirational video anyway. It’s the way it should be.

7. So when the Miami Dolphins said “nothing to see here” about the whole Jonathan Martin-Richie Incognito issue, what they really meant was “see here…nothing could possibly be worse than this”.

Hey but at least Richie Incognito doesn’t come off looking like a complete maniac or anything.

Jesus. He looks the worst on a weekend where Courtney Stodden got divorced.

And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

But I’m sure a Johns Hopkins-Loyola National Championship Game would be just a smash hit in the Windy City.

And while you’re thinking about the Baltimore Marathon that could have (not) been, our savior was spotted at the NYC Marathon Sunday.

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