The 15-7-0 is sick of all these NFL bullies. You know, like the Jaguars. Big bullies.

November 11, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Seven not-so-positive observations…

1. Which has more dramatic plot twists: the new season of E!’s “Total Divas” or the Indianapolis Colts’ season?

Tavon Austin is from Baltimore! Tavon Austin’s dance is NOT from Baltimore (I hope).

2. The good news for the Atlanta Falcons is that they’re so bad at this point they’ll probably be able to draft a real quarterback in the first round. (OH, BURN! SICK BURN, BRO!)

There’s a reason the man’s name isn’t Copper Tate.

For absolutely no reason, this is adorable.

William Moore feels about the same size as that young man right now.

3. But at least Maryland appeared to spell all of their players’ names right Saturday despite scoring only three points in what was probably their best chance to get bowl eligible.

This is a real thing that really occurred in this sadly very real football game.

Perhaps Maryland’s last hope to get bowl eligible is NC State, who lost to Duke. Of course NC State is WAAAY better in one play than Maryland.

4. The Texans have lost seven straight games. You probably think that’s a bad thing, but I actually think it’s a really neat homage to the TV show “Defying Gravity”, which aired just seven episodes in 2009 before getting a completely unfair ax from ABC.

I know the Texans stink-but this Andre Johnson TD was about as much fun as I’ve had watching the Arizona Cardinals ever.

But also, this is embarrassing.

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