5. Sure you may have lost 52-21 to Johns Hopkins Saturday, McDaniel College. But there’s good news, because…ummm….at least you didn’t get banned from competing in the postseason because your players beat up your opposing team’s quarterback in a bathroo….holy hell is this for real?
Look-there’s nowhere to go from here. Let’s just watch Andre Drummond do something amazing and move on.
The fans in South Beach are SO in.
Perhaps the Argos hoped Rob Ford would be too busy “eating” to make it to the game?
And our “zero” from outside the world of football…
Or at least the Miley Cyrus/Belmont fan? Anything to help!
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Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…