Who helped the Jets more Sunday: Ed Reed or the 15-7-0?

November 18, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Who helped the Jets more Sunday: Ed Reed or the 15-7-0?

5. Sure you may have lost 52-21 to Johns Hopkins Saturday, McDaniel College. But there’s good news, because…ummm….at least you didn’t get banned from competing in the postseason because your players beat up your opposing team’s quarterback in a bathroo….holy hell is this for real?

Look-there’s nowhere to go from here. Let’s just watch Andre Drummond do something amazing and move on.

6. The San Diego Chargers should be so embarrassed that they lost to a team whose LEAST distracting player is Bryant McKinnie.

The fans in South Beach are SO in.

7. How long do you think it will take to find out the CFL secretly rigged their semifinal just to make sure a certain mayor wouldn’t be distracted from his busy schedule of not leading a city?

Perhaps the Argos hoped Rob Ford would be too busy “eating” to make it to the game?

And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

Question: what exactly are the rules are for in-season transfers in college basketball and also does Mark Turgeon have Jack Taylor’s phone number?

Or at least the Miley Cyrus/Belmont fan? Anything to help!

(Hat tips to SB Nation, Deadspin, The AP, WNST.net, The Big Lead, Guyism, Yahoo! Sports, Rant Sports, Fansided, Complex Sports, Busted Coverage, Larry Brown Sports, BroBible, USA Today, @CJZero, CBS, FOX Sports, ESPN, GIFD Sports, NBC Sports, Baltimore Sun, Washington Post, ACC Digital Network, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Maryland Athletics, Navy Athletics, BuzzFeed, Towson Athletics, Washington Post, Comcast SportsNet, NBC Sports, Perez Hilton, etc.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

 

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