The 15-7-0 has a better defense than the Washington Redskins

September 16, 2013 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 has a better defense than the Washington Redskins

5. Perhaps the only team that could beat the Panthers in that race is Nebraska.

Nebraska in the first half? “Kicking ass.” Nebraska in the second half? “butting heads.”

Worth pointing out, UCLA’s kickoff dance is INTOXICATING.

You guys remember that time UCLA got three points for missing a field goal?

Elsewhere in the Big Ten, if you’re a student at Iowa you just lost your girlfriend to BJ Lowery.

Elsewhere still in the B1G, Michigan BARELY hung on to beat Akron. But since the Zips have included zippers in their helmet scheme, aren’t they the real winners?

And there are penguins at Purdue?

And finally, Indiana had a punt blocked and it was AMAZING.

6. “Losing by double digits to the Oakland Raiders” was somehow not the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday.

No…that came courtesy of the CBS affiliate in Orlando and was the most honest thing I’ve ever seen on television.

But I do have something nice to say to the people of Jacksonville. You’ve got a winner representing you in Miss Florida. No way a knee injury would keep her down.

7. It took all the way until Week 2 for the Detroit Lions to forget about the whole “running the football” thing again.

The Lions also struggled in trying to slow down the Cards’ new star quarterback Patrick Peterson…

I know it was Bruce Arians’ first win in Phoenix, but do you think anyone else has ever gotten a Gatorade shower after beating the Lions?

And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

WAIT. YOU PAID 75 DOLLARS FOR WHAT???

Seventy five bucks for the HD feed of Mayweather-Alvarez and what did it get you?

Everyone involved should be ashamed. Right Wayne Gretzky?

(Hat tips to SB Nation, Deadspin, The AP, WNST.net, The Big Lead, Guyism, Yahoo! Sports, Rant Sports, Fansided, Complex Sports, Busted Coverage, Larry Brown Sports, BroBible, USA Today, @CJZero, CBS, FOX Sports, ESPN, GIFD Sports, NBC Sports, Baltimore Sun, Washington Post, ACC Digital Network, Maryland Athletics, Navy Athletics, Towson Athletics, etc.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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