The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

October 29, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

6. The Raiders beat the tar out of some DIII school the Chiefs.

We all know there was nothing worth talking about from this game. So instead here’s a video of a bunch of losers lighting a group of 1200 sparklers after a KanJam tournament. It’s equality…nay…much more interesting.

7. The Green Bay Packers are missing their top three receivers, but not a beat.

No Jordy Nelson? No Greg Jennings? Only as much of a problem as it can be while allowing something named Guy Whimper to catch a TD pass.

Guy freaking Whimper. Amazing.

8. Towson had a good bit to overcome this week. Consider it overcame. Wait. Is it overcome? No, overcame.

There was the loss to Old Dominion without Terrance West on the field, the Tweet that made everyone think West was leaving school, the players complaining about Rob Ambrose in the Towerlight…

…and then the asskicking West, QB Grant Enders and company handed the Wildcats in Philly…

Elsewhere in the CAA, here’s Delaware CB Ricky Tunstall. I believe Stuart Scott would say something like “hater in the house”…

9. Thanks to Georgia for making the BCS title picture a little less jumbled.

The Bulldogs can thank Jarvis Jones for helping them hang on…

And as you assumed, Will Muschamp was very level-headed about the whole thing…

I guess Muschamp must’ve also dressed up as Georgia DC Todd Grantham for Halloween this year…

They played the game in Florida. Stunningly, there was an old person in attendance.

Let’s check in to see if a drunk Gators fan who passed out after fighting in a pond near EverBank Field has a response…

10. Update. We’re roughly halfway through the season and the Brandon Marshall experiment has been a smashing success in Chicago.

But the best news from the weekend for the Bears? A Playboy model named Stephy C is a big fan. See Example A…

You know how bad things are for the Panthers? The best part of the game for them was a Cam Newton fumble…

Although I did kind of enjoy watching Steve Smith tip the ball to himself…

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  1. John Says:

    Could you tell me where you got that hat from the Belmont Stakes?

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