The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

October 29, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

5. From the “also needing a hug” category? I present Rex Ryan.

I’m stunned things didn’t go better considering the amazing start the Jets got off to in the first half against the Dolphins…

At this point I think we can all agree that Mark Sanchez is just an asshole, right?

Oh…and how’s that whole “Tim Tebow on punt team” thing going?

Of note-Miami won the game in blowout fashion. They’re just not as interesting.

6. Dez Bryant was hoping to get in on all of that hugging action if you had any left.

Tony Romo brought the Cowboys back from down 23 points and lost because of a FINGER. OH MY GOD IT’S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE THE DALLAS COWBOYS USED TO BE GOOD…

Bumming right alongside the Boys is Cydney “Big Country” Froelch, who also nearly pulled off a miraculous grab this weekend…

7. Hey there, Rutgers. What was it like to feel like a real team for a minute?

There IS still an undefeated team left in the BIG EAST, after Louisville won a thriller over Cincinnati Friday night. Unfortunately for the Cardinals, SportsCenter has decided they can’t go to the postseason.

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

If we survive Stormageddon, I hope we don’t see much more of this in the future.

Congrats to the Giants on winning the World Series. Congrats to web editors for getting just a LITTLE more valuable.

Be safe out there, folks. See you when we get back.

(Thanks to Deadspin, ESPN, Fox Sports, Busted Coverage, SB Nation, The AP/WNST.net, Memes of the NFL, Yahoo! Sports, USA Today, CBS Sports, The Big Lead, SportsGrid, Bob’s Blitz, Larry Brown Sports, Bleacher Report and Guyism for tips/photos/videos.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

 

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  1. John Says:

    Could you tell me where you got that hat from the Belmont Stakes?

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