The 15-7-0 has something like a .12 blood pecan pie level

November 12, 2012 | Glenn Clark

As always, this week’s 15-7-0 is brought to you by Roofing By Elite. Visit them at We make 15 observations about football that are ELITE, 7 that are “not so ELITE” and one “zero” who deserves to sleep on the roof from outside of football.

(As a reminder, we don’t do Baltimore Ravens game analysis here. We do PLENTY of that elsewhere. This is about the rest of the world of football.)

Here we go.

“The Elite 15″…

1. Stop dancing around it. A freshman who wasn’t in the Top 5 a week ago is now your frontrunner for the Heisman Trophy.

Not a joke. Geno Smith and Matt Barkley have been done for weeks…no one is excited about Collin Klein…and Kenjon Barner played at midnight the other night. Meanwhile Johnny Football was throwing touchdowns even on plays where he fumbled…

Hey Nick Saban-where are you in the polls now???

Elsewhere in the SEC, Auburn fans are looking forward to when coach Gene Chizik gets “Dooley-ed”…

2. So as it turns out, AJ Green was absolutely accurate.

He said he thought the Giants’ defense had some holes. He was right…

And does Eli Manning think he plays for the Jets???

3. Everyone in the Broncos-Panthers game was doing “the Superman”…except Cam Newton.

But you know, no one more than Von Miller…

I mean…why wouldn’t Cam have hit the Superman after this gem?

Remember the time Trindon Holliday scored a touchdown but never actually got the ball in the endzone?

Here’s Von Miller wiggling…

4. At Oregon, the backups to the backups can run 4.4 in the forty and could beat most Pac-12 teams.

Am I supposed to be MF-ing the guy in this circle wearing black and white, too?

Elsewhere in the Pac-12…Marqise Lee!

5. The Texas wishbone-throwback-throw again-whatever else it was play was the absolute best of the weekend.

Darrell Royal doesn’t mean a thing to me, but I do know this is completely freaking kickass…

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3 Comments For This Post

  1. charlie Says:

    hook ’em!

  2. Al Says:

    That pie looks almost good enough to swipe out of someone else’s shopping cart 😉 How in the world do you allow to be blown out at home by the Titans? Like President W once said about the Dolphins…”fool me twice, shame on uhhh, you can’t get fooled again!”


    (Edit from Glenn: I regret giving your boys as much love as I did. Geez.)

  3. PghSteve Says:

    Item #15 – Thank goodness Lock Haven did not break the streak the week before against my Alma Mater, Slipper Rock University. The Rock beat LHU, 35-7.

    Item # 2 in the “Not So Elite”: You mean 49ers – Rams game, I assume.

    Nick Foles – let’s not forget that QB who came in for an injured Tommy Maddox in a game against the Ravens in September of 2004. I think the guy threw 2 interceptions in about 3 quarters in that game. Steelers fans were bemoaning the early end to their season. Turned out the Steelers did not lose another game until the (sigh) AFC Championship Game against the Patriots. Not sayin’ Foles is the next Big Ben, but still…

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