The 15-7-0 has something like a .12 blood pecan pie level

November 12, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The “Not so Elite” 7…

1. Maryland’s season is so cooked they might as well let a linebacker run around at quarterback for the last couple of games.

I refuse to look at it. I’ll watch a Terps football game again in 2013. In the meantime, here’s one moving picture to explain the entire post-quarterback stretch of the 2012 season…

Oh Jeebus.

2. No one involved in the 49ers-Rams game should be even remotely proud of themselves.

But at least Danny Amendola is aware…

Inappropriate reaction to a tie? Mario Haggan dancing…

Here’s Jeff Fisher doing this. Much more appropriate.

Alex Smith also concussed. It was a day.

3. Just as everyone expected, going to Nick Foles solved everything nothing for the Philadelphia Eagles.

It’s kind of hard to put Brandon Carr’s pick six on Foles though…

In victory, the backside of Cowboys S Eric Frampton “came alive”…

But in defeat, Riley Cooper was sorta awesome…

From the REALLY hilarious file, Rob Ryan had an ad for a steak shop on his play card…

And from the REALLY REALLY hilarious file, Jason Avant got hit in the head with a live football…

Michael Vick? Concussed. Hell of a theme.

4. I know college hoops season got underway this weekend, but there’s no way that makes it acceptable for Louisville to lose to Syracuse.

I guess this is what happens when your school wins the closest thing ever to a big game…

Also…this guy rules.

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