The 15-7-0 has something like a .12 blood pecan pie level

November 12, 2012 | Glenn Clark

5. Am I too old to use the term “lollerz”? If not, I’d like to use it to describe the New York Jets.

Because Mark Sanchez made THAT throw…


This game was so much funnier than the movie “The Watch”…

Who wants to see Golden Tate hurdle some dudes?

Now who wants to see Golden Tate THROW a touchdown?

6. 20/20 vision I have not, but I’m reasonably certain Penn State got jobbed.

I have no idea if they would have defeated Nebraska or not, but I think this should have been a TD…

Elsewhere in the B1G, it wasn’t a good day to be a photographer at Michigan…

7. Do I think Mike Leach or anyone on his staff abused a former Washington State player? No idea. Is a second allegation enough to make you think perhaps Maryland could prove to be better without him as head coach? Yeah, maybe.

Hey-when Jim Mora did this in UCLA’s game against Washington State Saturday…do you think he was just trying to pay homage to the Wazzu staff?

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

The whole “playing college basketball games on boats” thing was fun while it lasted.

Two games cancelled. The other played in miserable wind. Meanwhile, Maryland and Kentucky were playing a GEM in Brooklyn and Glenn Clark was hanging at Caliente Cab in Greenwich Village a day later enjoying some guacamole made right in front of him. So relevant.

Also…after our “Great Fall Pie Election” last week…someone emailed me a link to “Pumpkin Pie with Pecan Brown Butter Streusel”. OHMIGOD.

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