The 15-7-0 is so good you’d forfeit every draft pick to get it

December 02, 2013 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 is so good you’d forfeit every draft pick to get it

6. It’s now official. Duke will play for the ACC championship. In a related story, I saw that Virginia finally got her letter back from the newspaper and as it turns out, there is no Santa Claus.

Duke will play Florida State in the title game, the same FSU that was able to get Florida to do…EXACTLY what Florida does.

Florida State will win the title game by 500 points. Kelvin Benjamin will score 400 of them.

7. The Patriots handed the Texans their 10th straight loss Sunday. It seems like a pathetic run for Houston, but I actually tend to think they did it as a 20th anniversary tribute to the great Nicola Larini, who famously won a record 10 Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters races in the 1993 season. It was a remarkable run.

James Develin is IMPRESSIVE.

8. Adam Vinatieri accounted for 15 points for the Colts Sunday, or exactly two points fewer than his name is worth when playing Scrabble. So that’s neat.

Nothing interesting happened in this game. Meanwhile Rob Burgundy did local news in Bismarck. Here’s that.

9. Stanford and Arizona State punched their tickets to the Pac-12 Championship Game over the weekend. Their players said they were excited, but also a little bit disappointed because it means it will be at least another week before they can get around to watching “Lady Gaga and the Muppets Holiday Spectacular” on their DVR. You have to feel for them.

From ASU’s win over Arizona, here’s…this?

And yet still not as weird as this.

Elsewhere in the Pac-12, nice trolling LA Kings.

Further elsewhere in the Pac-12, Oregon State kicker Trevor Romaine is almost at a Justin Tucker level of swag.

10. Eric Decker caught four TD’s against the Chiefs, which would have been really helpful had Twitter and Facebook not told me that he was on every fantasy football bench in the country. But enough about that, we need to get answers to the important questions. You know, like “did he end up finding glitter in his poop after his wedding cupcakes?”. You’d think there would be at least ONE responsible journalist in Denver.

KC had good reason to be scared of Peyton Manning and the Broncos, but was pulling the “try to burn the stadium down before the game” gag necessary?

Guyism made this GIF of Knowshon Moreno crying in reverse. It’s…fantastic?

He also did THIS?

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