The 15-7-0 goes back, goes back, goes back into the woods

September 23, 2013 | Glenn Clark

5. Speaking of which, the Giants would just about kill to be victorious in a suckfest at this point.

But don’t get me wrong, their offensive line is offering a FANTASTIC suckfest each and every week.

And to think, at halftime I was ready to fire Cam Newton from my fantasy team. No really.

And then this.

In the win, Mike Tolbert had the second best celebration of the day.

6. There weren’t many bad losses in college football this weekend. So instead I’ll save space here to recognize USC and Virginia Tech for some bad wins.

Boy the Trojans TRIED to lose to Utah State, didn’t they?

Virginia Tech’s win over Marshall might have been of the “damn near miraculous” variety, but this was still pretty awesome.

7. I have this vision where Dave Chappelle returns to Comedy Central and does a skit called “When YOLO-ing goes wrong” and it stars Von Miller.

The Broncos play the Raiders Monday night, where they’ll have to slow down both Terrelle Pryor AND this guy…

(You’re making fun of him, but truth be told he’s actually just a character from a Nickelodeon show. The Ravens’ version is no more flattering.)


And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

The Oakland Athletics may have played in sewage, but it was the Baltimore Orioles who played like sh*t.

At the O.Co Coliseum, let’s check in with Twins pitcher Glen Perkins…

For all of the absurdity of the weekend in Tampa, at least we got Luke Scott as a Wookie…

Luke would have won “best dressed” for the weekend had it not been for Miley Cyrus, who…just…I mean…has really been doing great since that whole VMA thing.

(Hat tips to SB Nation, Deadspin, The AP,, The Big Lead, Guyism, Yahoo! Sports, Rant Sports, Fansided, Complex Sports, Busted Coverage, Larry Brown Sports, BroBible, USA Today, @CJZero, CBS, FOX Sports, ESPN, GIFD Sports, NBC Sports, Baltimore Sun, Washington Post, ACC Digital Network, Maryland Athletics, Navy Athletics, BuzzFeed, Towson Athletics, etc.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…